im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
If you honestly think these weren’t the best Batman movies then I’ll be praying for you, the Villain casting was LEGENDARY.
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
WHAT THE FUCK
what that snake looks like is how i feel after i eat a big meal
(Source: The Huffington Post)
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